Tuesday morning gossip, feeling fine

Good morning, Snarkarinos! How are you this fine day? I went for another long walk this morning and I’m feeling good; every little bit helps, ya know? If any of you have some serious weight loss tips (I need to lose like 50 pounds), I’d sure appreciate ‘em. Or inspirational stories. Or something that will help me resist the smell of donut holes in the afternoon (I live up the street from a donut shop – I know, it’s soo cliche, but there it is).

Anyway, on to the goss! First, Kate Hudson naked.

A Naked Kate Hudson! Whoo! Boobies!

Well, not exactly naked so much as she’s just a nudist. Yep, apparently Kate Hudson has no qualms about walking around butt naked in her house. Well, shoot – me either! Of course, the neighbors didn’t exactly think too much of me when I was mowing the lawn wearing only a smile. – source

And speaking of Kate Hudson, rumor has it that she’s been seeing herself some Justin Timberlake on the down low. Well, honestly, who hasn’t, right?

Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake? What what what?

I know, crazy, right? Here’s the scoop:

Last New Year’s Eve, Justin and Kate were rumoured to have hooked up during a house party at Kate’s. Justin fell in her pool, and she escorted him into the house to find a change of clothes. That porn movie cliché allegedly lead to a night of passion. She later denied the rumour to Cameron Diaz, who had split with Justin weeks earlier. Further spicing this dish up, Kate has been looking… how do we say this delicately?… a little “pregnant” in the “uterus” lately. Reps for Justin and Kate deny that they are together, but this rumour is so crazy it almost sounds true.

– via CelebEdge

So….would this be weird if it were true? Because honestly, Owen Wilson probably needs to up his meds if it is. Just sayin’. It’s a PRECAUTION.

Next! Britney Spears got to see her kids for the first time in six weeks yesterday – but only for three hours.

Britney Spears gets some quality time in with the kinder

It was happy momma time yesterday for Britney Spears: she finally got to have a little time with her kids. Not that she’s been missing them or anything – anytime she gets lonely, she just strokes her hair extensions and sings “Hit Me Baby (One More Time)” if that happens. Here’s more:

Britney could soon be seeing her children up to three times a week if she abides by the visitation rules, and accepts that her father Jamie, her psychiatrist, a court-appointed monitor and a lawyer must all be present during the visits.

One of Kevin’s bodyguards must also be present.

A legal insider said: “It is a lot of people. But if Britney really wants her children back, she won’t complain.”

– source

Well, and that’s the real trick, now, isn’t it. I don’t think she really WANTS those kids back, because that would mean she would have to get her proverbial shit together. And we all know that’s not going to happen, right? RIGHT.

What else is going on today:

• Lindsay Lohan’s got a new movie
• Paris Hilton is dating Benji Madden
• Brad Pitt does a cameo for Jimmy Kimmel
• Rihanna buys some art
• Tilda Swinton is a very scary person

That’s it for this morning, scarce pickings, I know. Here’s a video to tide you over until this afternoon:

Crank This Soulja Boy

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Uh. No words. Talk to you later, sweet babies!