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February 27, 2008 by Wendy Boswell

Moment of Truth Lady Did It For The Money

Seems that one of the contestants on MoT decided it would be a good idea to confess that yes, she WOULD leave her husband for another man. But she was only doing it for the money! Honest, sweetie! Didn’t mean it! Watch:

Surprisingly, her husband isn’t too hip on this idea. Oh, and in a delicious twist of irony? They ain’t getting no money! I’d feel sorry for her, except, well, I don’t.

Next! Pam Anderson is getting an annulment from husband number 435.

Annulment Time for Pam Anderson

Honestly, I don’t even know why she bothers getting married to all these guys. She’s got to realize that her relationship track record is spotty at best, right? Her newest thing with porno king Rick Salomon predictably hit the skids pretty fast, and now she’s seeking an annulment:

Court documents show that Pamela Anderson is seeking an annulment, rather than a divorce, from husband Rick Salomon. The actress is seeking to annul the two-month marriage based on fraud. No other details were available, and Anderson’s publicist did not immediately return an e-mail request for comment Tuesday.

– source

What kind of fraud would this be – the fraud that they thought this marriage would last more than three months? That fraud? Sheesh.

Next: wanna buy Neverland?

Michael Jackon’s Neverland Is Being Auctioned

He’s mesmerizing, isn’t he? Well, he’s also broke:

Want Michael Jackson’s merry-go-round? How about his locomotive, or his curtains? Those items and more could hit the auction block next month as the pop star’s Neverland Ranch will be put up for public sale unless he pays the more than $24 million he still owes on the property, according to a Tuesday court filing.

I don’t see him coming up with this money; he’s been living abroad every since being acquitted of child molestation charges (unjustly, I might add) and has been infamously known for uh, being kind of out of money. Plus, if he ponied up the money for Neverland, he’d be back at the scene of his (multiple alleged) crimes, including the whole Jesus Juice thing. Probably not a good idea.

Next: PLEASE GOD NO.

Is Britney Spears Pregnant with Adnan Ghalib’s Love Child?

The Star is reporting an “exclusive” (meaning there’s an 90% chance of it being made up) that Britney Spears is knocked up with Adnan Ghalib’s love child. Because, you know, she is just soooooo good with the kinder. Apparently, Asshat Ghalib is “thrilled” because this means he’s pretty much set for life, sucking at the generous teats of Britney Moneybags. Wow, that’s just not a pretty mental picture, is it. Anyway, if she’s pregnant, I’m sure we have plenty of extra-special meltdowns to look forward to. – source

Next: Charlie Sheen wants to kick Ryan Seacrest’s ass. Well, get in line, pal.

Charlie to Ryan: Waaa waaa waa

Well. You know that reality show that Denise Richards is hoping to use to pimp out her kids? Charlie Sheen is pissed and went to his pal Ryan Seacrest to fix it:

Hell hath no fury like a man who’s kids are being pimped out by his good friend. Charlie Sheen, still trying to keep his kids off of ex-wife Denise Richards’ reality show, decided to take it to the show’s co-producer, his friend Ryan Seacrest.
But apparently Ryan refused to intervene for his friend, insisting that the matter was about business, not friendship. According to the National Enquirer, Charlie didn’t take it too well and unleashed a tirade on Ryan.
“How can you allow my children to be used as pawns like this, just so you and Denise can make money off them?…They two of you are despicable! You are scum of the earth, lower than low! And you better watch out, pal. Right now I’m so mad, I could knock your lights out!”

-source

Oh, well, CRAP. Ryan better look out because Charlie will surely inflict some major pain on him. Because he’s just so manly and all.

Let’s see what else is going on today: