Every time you don’t read your daily Snarky, another kitten gets it.

Hola, Snarkarinos! Yes, it’s true – we’ve reached a sad level here at SnarkyGossip, and it involves kittens. You don’t want to be responsible for sweet little baby kittens getting hurt, now, do you? DO YOU? Yeah, I thought so. On a completely unrelated note, we just got a quote for air conditioning in our house because I’m tired of sweating like a warthog in the summer, and HOLY CRAP is it ever expensive. Sweating like a warthog suddenly is a lot more appealing.

On to the goss! First, the doctors who gave Heath Ledger all those prescriptions is being investigated.

Heath Ledger’s doctors might be in trouble!

As you know, Heath Ledger died in January from an accidental overdose. He was taking a shitload of drugs, and there’s suspicion that some of that might have been prescribed wrongly:

The doctors – one in California, one in Texas – are believed to have supplied the “Brokeback Mountain” star with the powerful painkillers Oxycontin and Vicodin, law enforcement sources said. Authorities want to know if the drugs were prescribed illegally. “It’s an ongoing investigation,” a law enforcement source told The News Tuesday. “It’s not clear if there was any wrongdoing.”

– source

Well, not to point out the obvious or anything, but if they’re investigating the doctors doesn’t that indicate that there was something bad going on? I mean, nothing’s going to change the fact that Heath is gone, but still.

Next: Jessica Alba is trying to put the toothpaste back into the tube, apparently.

Jessica Alba, birth control advocate

Here’s an astonishingly ignorant (and that’s saying something) from pregnant Jessica Alba:

“”Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they’re about 20 or 21 . . . It’s fun to have a crush, but don’t think it’s forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.”

Apparently her boyfriend Cash didn’t get this particular memo? And maybe she didn’t either? Being as she’s pregnant and all? Huh.

Next: The Spice Girls are finally done.

Good Bye Spice Girls!

Yep, they had their final concert in Toronto last night. Watch:

Honestly, I do like them, but how many groups do you know can get away with not writing anything new for TEN YEARS and then have a successful tour? Yeah, I thought so.

What else is going on today….

• Ashlee Simpson scares people with her laugh
• No tipping for Ashley Olsen
• Paris Hilton bikini pics
• Boy George pleads not guilty
• Angelina Jolie expecting twins? Maybe

That’s it till this afternoon, friends – till then, I leave you with this:

OUCH!! Talk to you later, snarkarinos!