Top of the morning gossip to ye

Good morning, Snarkarinos! Hope you’re all doing well this freezing cold morning. Personally, my fingers are so cold it’s beginning to get difficult to type. Here’s a soundtrack to gossip by:

Got it? Okay, here we go. First, Kevin Federline has gained a lot of weight.

Kfed is a Fatty!

Okay, so apparently Kevin Federline is eating his pain. I can’t show you the pictures on this sites, but you can skip on over here to see ‘em. I’m really hoping that he’ll swell to epic proportions, like the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man or something. Why? Just because.

Next: Nicole Kidman complains about something again.

Nobody likes a whiner, Nicole

I really enjoy Nicole Kidman as an actress, but she kind of gets on my nerves when she starts talking not from a script. Like this newest little pearl:

“The children of actors give up a lot because they learn their parents are going to be emotionally committed to something else. There are bad things about having a parent in Hollywood. I ask them to travel the world and be close to my side.”

– source

Wow, Nicole has kids? Who’d a thunk? And how TERRIBLE a mom she is that she forces her children to travel the globe and see exciting things that nobody else will see. Oh, yes – she is so depriving them. Call CPS!

Next: Chris Cuomo is in trouble.

Somebody needs to teach Chris some tact

“Good Morning America” co-host Chris Cuomo joked on Monday’s show that Britain’s Prince Harry “has been over in Afghanistan fighting because he’s expendable.” Fellow host Robin Roberts appeared somewhat shocked by the comment and sputtered, “What did you say?” Cuomo, who was previewing an ABC special on the royals, didn’t back off his assertion and reiterated, “It’s true. The reason that Harry is allowed to be in Afghanistan is because he’s not the heir to the throne. William’s not allowed to be there.” Uh, say what? Watch:

Foot, meet mouth.

Next: Corey Hart swears up and down that Pink is the love of his life. Which I guess is why they are getting divorced?

Pink and Corey Hart confuse me

Listen to what Corey Hart has to say about his newly estranged wife Pink:

Despite recently splitting, Carey Hart says he still talks to his ex Pink.
“We’re the best of friends still,” he told Usmagazine.com last night at the grand opening of AGO Las Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.
“She’s the love of my life, and we will remain being friends.”
Hart didn’t want to get into why the two decided to call it quits after two years of marriage.
“Sometimes things just go the way you want them to,” he told Us.

So….why are they splitting up then? Maybe he finally figured out that Pink is a lesbian. Whatever!

Last this morning: a nice longish video with tons of clips from the movie I’m still dying to see, “The Other Boleyn Girl”, with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johannsson:

Does that look so good you can hardly stand it!!!! What else is going on today:

• Rapper The Game arrested
• New crap on Britney Spears
• High School Musical 3, oh lord
• JLo is paranoid about her babies
• Win a date with Scarlett Johansson

That’s it till this afternoon; I leave you with this to think about:

Okay, all kidding aside, somebody is making a STACKMAT for timing this kind of stuff? Wow. Talk to later, my loverlies!