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Janet Jackson cancels her SNL appearance because of the flu

by Wendy on March 12th, 2008

First, before we get into the whole fake flu thing, can we talk about Janet Jackson’s current hair craze: which apparently is choppy bangs that look like a seven year old got a hold of the scissors? Not a flattering look, Miss Jackson If You’re Nasty.

Anyway, Janet has the flu and canceled her upcoming Saturday Night Live appearance. Here’s the deal: unless she was spitting blood and pooping demons, there was no need to cancel. I mean, other than her music royally sucks and she would be SCREWED if she had to sing without a whole data warehouse of servers doing double-duty synchronizing her sorry ass.

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