A Bridget Jones 3?
Apparently, two badly done Helen Fielding movies were simply NOT ENOUGH for this world, Renee “Squinty” Zellweger is apparently in talks for a THIRD Bridget Jones movie, in which she moves to LA and has a kid. I kind of secretly liked the first one, but the second one was one big awkward moment of watching Renee squirm around and grin cutely at the camera. Which, come to think of it, is pretty much her method in every movie she’s ever been in. You kind of wonder what, exactly, would happen if she were to open her eyes completely instead of traveling through life with her perpetual squint thing she’s got going on…..maybe she would suddenly realize that “hey! This semi-anorexic deal? Where you eat nothing and look like Skeletor? IT’S KIND OF NOT WORKING OUT.” and then she would be all “let’s get to Krispy Kreme, stat!” and then maybe, JUST maybe, she would stop inflicting on all of us the horror that might be Bridget Jones 3. The End.
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