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Ignorant Slut of the Day: Snoop Dogg

by Wendy on March 19th, 2008

Here’s the latest pearl of wisdom from our friend Snoop:

“How many ugly women selling records? None! Only the pretty ones sell records. Beyonce, Mary J, Keyshia Cole, the ugly ones don’t sell. I ain’t gon say no names, but they don’t sell records. They just be singing their little hearts out, but they don’t get no sales, cause they ugly. Now, that’s my fault? I can see this on TV now: ‘Snoop Dogg called me, ugly’. You beautiful on the inside, baby. What I wanna say to go on top of that, to the chocolate women, the dark-skinned women, I love ya’ll. I got a chocolate daughter at home. I always tell her chocolate is the best thing in the world”.

Oh, and apparently moronic thugs with little to add to the collective universal good are the ones to listen to now? Did I not get the memo on that?

Put down the pipe for a second, Snoopy, and realize that the true tragedy is that over-hyped and horribly untalented rappers are the ones who actually sell a lot of crap. You’re just reaping the benefits of ignorance and bad taste.

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