Pam Anderson’s marriage was a fraud? Say it isn’t so!
March 23, 2008 by Wendy Boswell
Oh, that crazy Pam Anderson! What with the boobies, and the blonde hair, and the seemingly unending string of men! Well,now this clever little vixen is claiming fraud in her impending divorce from porno king Rick Salomon, and he decided to do the same. No word on what this alleged fraud claimed on both sides actually is, but I’m guessing it has something to do with both of them thought that marriage actually meant they would be having three hour orgasms while bathing in a champagne waterfall, attended by monkey butlers. That pretty much fits the two of them, don’t you think?
i think “fraud” is this year’s “irreconcilable differences.”