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Priscilla Presley is chock full of anti-aging lube….and not the good kind

by Wendy on March 25th, 2008

If you’ve taken a good, long look at Priscilla Presley’s face lately, you’ll certainly have noticed that there’s something a little…..off. Like maybe you had your contact lens in funny, or maybe you got a big speck of wood in your eye, or SOMETHING; because that would really honestly be the ONLY way you could see Priscilla Presley and think she looked okay. Just between you and me….girl is scary looking. And it’s not getting any better since she let herself get suckered into putting Jiffy Lube into her face.

Yep, I said Jiffy Lube, as in car lubricant, as in REALLY BAD FOR YOUR FACE. Turns out that Prissy was a patient of Dr. Daniel Serrano, a fake beauty salesmen who liked to go around injecting d-list celebs with his own special brand of WHAT. THE. FRACK.

Apparently, Priscilla got so much of this crap injected into her face that now she’s having to undergo special reconstructive work to undo the effects of whatever that shiznit was. Next time just stick with Botox, honeychild - I mean, it IS poison, but at least you can’t use it to tune up your Beemer. Can you?

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1 opinion for Priscilla Presley is chock full of anti-aging lube….and not the good kind

  • CLARYN
    Apr 16, 2008 at 18:34

    I think she was much prettier before she had anything done let alone lube oil if that is really true however if she had a face lift done it isn’t a pretty sight to see that’s for sure.

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