Snarky Gossip

Madonna talks about sex, kids, and exercise

by Wendy on April 3rd, 2008

Madonna would like us all to know how much she loves Guy, how perfect her kids are, and how jealous we should be of her perfect figure. Oh, and also? She sucks eggs. Listen:

“Sex with Guy is incredible … And surprise, surprise, it’s his favorite song on the album. Actually, maybe it’s not his favorite song, but it’s definitely his favorite line.”

“I often wake up in the middle of the night and remember that I’ve forgotten something, so I jump up and make notes.”

On Guy:

“I had to marry someone as tough as me. Guy’s definitely tough. I had to marry a challenge, otherwise I would just get bored.

“Whatever else Guy is, he’s never boring. He can be intolerant of my behaviour but he has certain personality traits which need to change as well.”

She then joked, “Actually that’s not true. He can be incredibly boring on the subject of jujitsu. After 20 minutes of going on about choke holds and various positions my eyes glaze over and I have to tell him to stop or threaten to talk about Pilates for half an hour.”

On daughter Lourdes:

“Lola rules the roost. She is extremely maternal toward David. He is the apple of everyone’s eye right now. Lola is major competition with Rocco, but he’s starting to fight back. But when nobody’s looking, the two of them still creep into bed and cuddle.”

And her famous figure, for which she says she works out 2-3 hours a day:

“There are no short cuts to being Madonna.

“It’s all about hard work. There is no easy way. If you want to know how I look like I do, it’s diet and exercise and constantly being careful… I’m not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat!”
…

“One of the worst things about Britain is that it has such fabulous candy… I love Cadbury Fruit and Nut, Crunchies and Maltesers. But my absolute favourite is a Cadbury Creme Egg. I bite straight in to it and suck all that good stuff right out!” - source

GROSS!!! I must be the only person in the world who thinks Cadbury Creme Eggs are nasty. Or am I?

Share This

Related Stories

• Madonna has found a new daughter in Malawi - move over Lourdes, here comes something meatier!
• Madonna in Vanity Fair
• Madonna writing yet another crappy children’s book
• How many children is Madonna going to adopt?
• First tidbit from Madonna’s nanny tell-all

POSTED IN: Madonna