There’s a new Tom Cruise marijuana, just for all the hip cats
Just what every crazy Scientologist needs: a brand of pot named after them. Apparently, there’s a new strain of medical marijuana named “Tom Cruise Purple” that makes you see things that aren’t actually, uh, THERE. If it’s named for Tommy Boy, shouldn’t it make you jump up and down on couches, marry robotic Amazons, star in Nazi movies, and make long speeches about L.Ron Hubbard?
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2 opinions for There’s a new Tom Cruise marijuana, just for all the hip cats
tom cruise
Apr 6, 2008 at 02:57
so this means that no one in this world can be born with the name tom cruise, this is very interesting….tom get a life you freak
Tom Cruise
Apr 8, 2008 at 04:10
Cocaine, the little lie…
Scientology, the BIG lie.
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