Guess who doesn’t clean up after his dog?
Why does this NOT surprise me?
Dane Cook, one of the unfunniest comedians around, is actually getting taken to court for not cleaning up after his dog, Beast. Seems that his neighbors have sent him notices to the point telling him that he’s going to be evicted; they even have VIDEO of him not cleaning up after the doggy, and still he refuses to reach down there and clean up the droppings. So now he’s being taken to court, where he will “vigorously defend” the charges against him.
Seriously, how much of a dope do you have to be to not clean up your dog? I have to admit, when my dog has the runs I am not as diligent to clean THAT particular mess up because it’s freaking hard to get it in the baggy. But a nice solid poop is easy to clean up after. He probably has enough money from all his “comedy” to pay someone to pick that shiznit up!
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5 opinions for Guess who doesn’t clean up after his dog?
brak
Apr 7, 2008 at 21:07
what a douche!
milana
Apr 8, 2008 at 12:59
Rub his nose in it a few times. He’ll get the idea.
D niggs
Apr 21, 2008 at 01:33
u fuckers dont know shit. dane cook is the best comedian out there. yall r just hating on him. Go fuck yurselves. be glad we all live in america and can have dogs that shit on lawns instead of bombs in the ground.. fuckin bunch of god damn pussies. make me sick.
kristen
May 6, 2008 at 08:55
fuck off, dane cook is the shit and thats why he is making all this money making people laugh and your broke ass is sitting here talking about him behind his back if you said it to his face he’d sufi you mother fuckers
matt
Jul 12, 2008 at 14:24
are you seriously complaining about dog shit? what kind of a fucking life do you lead when you’re complaining about such a trivial subject? dane cook is a great comedian and its really not that big of a deal. its like a parking violation. but with dog shit.
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