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How does Jennifer Lopez plan to lose the baby weight?

by Wendy on April 11th, 2008

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Let’s see, how DOES Jenny from the Block plan on losing the pounds she put on during her blessed event? Well, I’ll tell you:

• Wake up at 4 AM every day for THREE HOURS OF EXERCISE.
• No carbohydrates.
• Protein, vegetables, various people pummeling her into shape, the end.

See, this is why I’m glad I’m not a huge famous star, because three hours of exercise when you have newborn twins? That’s three hours of SLEEP that you’re making me sweat through instead. I’m guessing she’s not breastfeeding.

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