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All Hail the Janet Jackson Overlord

by Wendy on May 14th, 2008

HELLO TO MY MINIONS.

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Good afternoon. My name is JANET JACKSON (Miss Jackson if you’re anyone but me). Please hold your applause, but don’t even bother to hold your adulation, because it is my rightful due as your new ruler. Oh! Did I mention I am your new overlord? With a fabulous new overlord kind of outfit going on? Aww, yeah.

Anywho, I’ve sent you your new assignment, the first of many under my benevolent rule. Check your email. Also, I’d like you to notice how pointy my boobs are in the Overlord Outfit; it’s a fantastic new feature. They give me an extra boost of superiority. Oops, gotta go - those grits I ate for breakfast aren’t sitting so well and this outfit is hella hard to get off. Toodles!

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