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Kate Hudson steps out with Lance Armstrong

by Wendy on May 26th, 2008

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I’m sure that Kate Hudson is a very nice person, but BOY does she get around. Just two weeks ago she announced she was cutting it off with Owen Wilson, now she’s been spotted canoodling at Cannes with Lance Armstrong.

Now Lance is very cute, but he seems like the kind of tiresome person who is always going off about protein milkshakes and bowel movements and sneaker insoles, know what I mean? Like he takes you out to dinner and spends twenty minutes instructing the waitstaff on how to make his macrobiotic meals THAT HE BROUGHT HIMSELF and lectures you for having two glasses of wine. You end up snapping him in the eye with one of his cute little Live Strong bracelets, and he goes home and watches himself win the Tour de France for the millionth time while eating an entire jar of Nutella.

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2 opinions for Kate Hudson steps out with Lance Armstrong

  • the milkshakes
    May 27, 2008 at 22:31

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  • JOJO
    Oct 30, 2008 at 20:27

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