Guess who’s going to be a daddy? Clay Aiken!
May 29, 2008 by Wendy Boswell
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Well, knock me over with a feather. Apparently, crooner Clay Aiken has somewhat proved that he, you know, HAS A PENIS by knocking up his best friend Jaymes Foster, a record producer whom he stays with when he’s in LA. Oh, and get this? SHE’S 50 YEARS OLD. Uh huh.
I’ve been diligently researching this news for you lovely peoples and it looks like maybe Clay didn’t actually have to get anywhere near Old Lady Va-Jay-Jay; she just borrowed his Little Clays and is artificially inseminated. What do you think he thought about when he was squeezing off a few knuckle children…..Barbra Streisand? Hulk Hogan? The entire cast of Hogan’s Heroes? Truly fascinating.
Frankly, I’m pretty grossed out by this news, but here’s the thing that gets me: she couldn’t have found someone OTHER than Clay to be her baby daddy? That was it as far as candidates? And what in the world is she thinking getting preggers at 50. Cripes, she’ll be a walker when the kid graduates from high school.
So! Do you think this is really true? Did Clay’s spermies take a ride into the Cave of No Return?
You’re an idiot.
Yep. Total moron.
As Madelle said, “You’re an idiot.” Also, for any of you who didn’t already know that Clay Aiken is a MAN, check out his charitable works, his book, his recordings. Still in doubt? Check out all the pictures that show, as for his equipment, he’s enough to make horses weep in envy.