Motherhood comes naturally to Christina Aguilera
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Don’t you LOVE that picture of Christina? That’s pretty much what I look like until about 1:00 PM every day, minus the makeup, blue gown, and jewelry. Well, and perfectly shaped boobies, too, if we’re being honest.
Anyway, Christina is part of what I like to call the League of Celebrity Mothers Who Won’t Shut Up About How “Amazing” Motherhood Is. Basically, they act like they’re the only girls who’ve ever given birth, and they want EVERYONE to know how “natural” and “amazing” and “magical” everything is. Sheeeeit, if I had a herd of baby nannies at my disposal I’m sure I would be spouting off this tired crap as well; otherwise, I’m covered in spitup and poo-poo with my tits down to my knees.
Christina apparently wants her mysterious lady parts to pop out even MORE magic now, because - and this is a direct quote - “motherhood comes naturally to me.” Natural and Christina Aguilera don’t quite fit, now, do they? Personally, I’d be more concerned that her pikachu is going to mount some kind of direct offensive against her and her wild babymaking ideas. That cooch has a mind of its own. You don’t mess with the Aguilera Hot Pocket!
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