Mary Kate Olsen falls on her boney little booty
June 6, 2008 by Wendy Boswell
Well, well, well. Good morning to you, my lovely readers. How gorgeous you are looking today - you make me want to eat a dozen donuts in celebration. (Actually, I was thinking about doing that anyway, but you’re giving me a good excuse.)
Mary Kate Olsen, one of the twins you always wanted to give a good spanking to in Full House, was filmed last night (unfortunately for her) falling on her drunken boney little butt while trying to get into her humungous SUV. Here’s the video:
I do have to hand it to her, she falls very gracefully for an anorexic. I’d be concerned that she would pop out a collarbone or something. Ironically enough, I was just watching her on Full House last night in between my channel surfings of Speeders and South Park; yes, she was cute, but she just brings out the Satan in me.
Yeah she’s cute, but I think she could use a supplement of Purple and Krispy Kreme. Ha! That’s funny… antioxidants and pure sugar. She’d be no skinnier or heavier than she is now. She’s still cute tho.