Chris Martin compares himself to Brad Pitt

June 12, 2008 by Wendy Boswell  

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Coldplay’s Chris Martin needs to just shut his piehole and make some good music, because quite honestly, the more the man talks, the more I’m like “buhhhh?” For shizzle, my wizzle. Here’s what he had to say about being married to Gwyneth Paltrow (in itself something I don’t really want to hear about):

“If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you’d want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?”

Well, that was way more than I wanted to know about their relationship. Here’s what probably prompted that little nugget: they were, uh, “having relations”, Gwynnie yelled out Brad’s name, cried, Chris cried more, and is considering creating a papier-mache mask of Brad’s face to wear around the house. That’s my scenario, and I’m sticking with it.

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3 Responses to “Chris Martin compares himself to Brad Pitt”
  1. Alana says:

    Brad must be a hot guy all of his ex’s can’t get their mind off of him. John Mayer is going to do the samething. John will forever be in Brad Pitts shadow. Brad must be the man.

  2. Karolina says:

    well … we this is like apples and oranges …

  3. brad pitt says:

    definately like apples

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