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Chris Martin compares himself to Brad Pitt

by Wendy on June 12th, 2008

Newscom

Coldplay’s Chris Martin needs to just shut his piehole and make some good music, because quite honestly, the more the man talks, the more I’m like “buhhhh?” For shizzle, my wizzle. Here’s what he had to say about being married to Gwyneth Paltrow (in itself something I don’t really want to hear about):

“If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you’d want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?”

Well, that was way more than I wanted to know about their relationship. Here’s what probably prompted that little nugget: they were, uh, “having relations”, Gwynnie yelled out Brad’s name, cried, Chris cried more, and is considering creating a papier-mache mask of Brad’s face to wear around the house. That’s my scenario, and I’m sticking with it.

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