Lynne Spears is the best mother in the world

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Lynne Spears is my kind of delusional wackjob. She’s writing a parenting book about how hard it is to be a mother, but LOOK HOW SHE HAS TRIUMPHED. Really, look. LOOK. You can see, right? Hmmm.

Anyway, because of her daughters’ Britney and Jamie Lynn’s various screwups in the past few months (getting pregnant, getting stupid,etc.) this gripping mothering manual has been postponed until September. Lynne better hope that these two geniuses don’t do anything else to delay this book, although from their track record, I wouldn’t hold my breath. Here’s what Lynne’s rep had to say about her Pulitzer-worthy work:

“When Jamie Lynn got pregnant, it was put on hold,” a rep for publisher Thomas Nelson Inc. told People. “Lynne never stopped working on it because she wants to express her love for her children and tell their stories through a mother’s eyes.”
Based in Nashville, Tenn., Thomas Nelson Inc. also publishes Bibles, Christian fiction and nonfiction books and children’s books.
“[It] will not be a parenting book,” the rep added. “It’s [Lynne’s] story of what it was like being a mom and raising two very famous people. It’s a memoir.” – source

Oh, hell yes. I’m going to buy ten copies and use it as a stocking stuffer. It’s going to be that good.