Madonna’s brother is going to write a tell-all book
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Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone apparently got tired of mooching off his sister, and is now set to write a tell-all book. Frankly, I’m not sure what he thinks he’s going to tell us that we don’t already know about Madonna….the fact that she slept with anything that moved back in the day, her sex book, hamsters, etc. Still, he’s probably going to make a buttload of money and while it will certainly be awkward at family gatherings, I’m sure that Madonna will applaud his sense of entrepreneurship.
Well, either that or she’ll use her excessively toned arms to rip him a new one.
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