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It’s good to be Heather Mills these days

by Wendy on June 17th, 2008

Heather Mills might be one of the most hated women in the UK, but she’s being hated all the way to the bank. Little Miss Stumpy (I know, that’s awful, but I can’t help myself) is reported to be buying a FIVE MILLION DOLLAR apartment in New York City, an apartment once owned by Nicole Kidman. And you know how she got all that money, right? By boinking the cute Beatle. Hmph. I don’t hold it against her, in fact, I have always been quite fascinated by this woman, especially since you KNOW as soon as she’s all by herself she’s unscrewing that leg and using it to store stuff in, like jellybeans, hamsters, BBQ sauce, etc. I sure would. Gimpy!

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