Michelle Obama on The View

Hey, you gorgeous Snarkarinos! Seriously, is summer over yet? Would it be bad if I duct-taped my kids to the roof? I’d give them water and Cheetos. That’s better than Britney!

Anyway, Michelle Obama was on The View hen-fest this morning. It must like an obligatory thing now to co-host The View, right? Here’s the video:

Her first guest was Matthew Broderick, who will always be known as Bueller. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, please run, don’t walk, and buy a copy of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Believe me, you will never regret it.

Apparently, in April Broderick’s wife Sarah Jessica Parker sat on the same show and said how their five-year-old son James Wilkie is a huge Barack Obama fan, even imitating his enthusiasm. Michelle asked why, and then explained in part why kids seem so drawn to her husband. Because kids are natural Democrats, that’s why! Duh!