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Heather Locklear heads to a “treatment facility”

by Wendy on June 25th, 2008

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Oh, man! Heather Locklear is getting help for anxiety and depression. What does she have to get mad about? Her perfect body? Her millions of dollars? The fact that there are literally hundreds of thousands of drooling men who would gladly inject themselves with Drano to have a date with her?

Hmm. Well, who else thinks that “treatment facility” is actually rehab? Oh, Heather. You naughty vixen:

Dance your way to mental wellness, Heather! DANCE!!!!!

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