Christina Aguilera on Larry King – watch

I really enjoy Christina Aguilera’s music, but do ya THINK she could lay off the makeup paddle just a tad? Just a wee bit? Sheesh. At this point, she should be buying stock in spackle.

Anyway, here she is on the Vulture Show; I mean, Larry King. Does he even know who she is? Maybe he thought she was one of the original Little Rascals. Not Alfalfa, though – that little bitch always pissed me off. Maybe Spanky. Anyway, here’s part one:

And here’s part two of the Spackle Girl:

Highlights: being a mommy is amazing, new album next year, and I’m the only person in the world to ever have a baby THE END.