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A Verne Troyer sex tape? Please no!

by Wendy on July 7th, 2008

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Warning: what you are about to read is not for those easily offended, those who just ate, or those who have any kind of sense of propriety.

Still with me? OK! Austin Powers’ star Verne Troyer’s ex-girlfriend is spilling the beans on her pint-size paramour. Here’s what she had to say:

“It was two weeks before we finally had sex, at his place. I was so nervous I wanted it over and done with–in case there was no chemistry or it just didn’t work because of his size.

“It was a normal-sized bed and once Verne had clambered up, I undressed and laid down next to him.

“For a small guy he’s quite well endowed. I had no complaints.

“But the whole thing was over in three minutes.

“It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over.

“But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.” -

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. And yes, there is a sex tape:

She said: “Without a doubt there’s nothing Verne enjoys more than seeing himself on screen. Watching his own films is his favourite hobby. So it was no surprise when he asked if he could film us having sex. He said we could use it to get ourselves turned on.”

Verne then turned director…telling Ranae where he wanted furniture because he was too small to move it himself. She said: “Verne ordered champagne and strawberries to get us in the mood. Then we got down to it.

“First the tape shows Verne pleasuring me for 15 minutes which was amazing. The next 45 minutes is us having sex. And we really enjoyed ourselves.”

Double EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Would you want to see this tape? Blech!

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1 opinion for A Verne Troyer sex tape? Please no!

  • Brenda
    Jul 8, 2008 at 20:52

    I’ll give you a triple Ewwwwww for this one!!! There is no way I would ever watch this sex tape. No amount of money could ever sway me on this one. Yuck!! I have a foul taste in my mouth now. Just revolting!!

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