First pics of Jamie Lynn Spears’ new baby

You can see the first photos of Maddie Briann here. Jamie Lynn Spears looks like she’s holding her little sister. I still find this whole thing very sad.

In an accompanying article, Jamie had a few things to say about what kind of parent she plans on being:

“Mama has been here a bunch,” she said. “She wants to see the baby all the time. She told me the doctors are always going to be real strict and tell you, `Don’t do this and don’t do that.’ Just follow your instincts. You’re the mother and you know what your baby needs. That’s what I’ve done and it seems to have worked.”….”I would love being the soccer mom,” she said. “They don’t have soccer down here, but I would love being the softball mom driving the kids around.” - source

I’m just…..wow. Wow. Thanks, Jamie Lynn, for making pregnancy seem fun and glamorous to all the girls out there who don’t have the big bucks to have their own house with their live-in boyfriend at age 16 and have big sister pay all the bills. And what ambition you have, to be a Southern Soccer Mom! Really, I’m proud of you. Seriously, I am so glad that the Spears family is getting the respect they deserve with the constant white trash decisions that seem to be their trademark….it gives me hope that maybe, one day, if I’m lucky, MY kids will strip naked on stage, have a series of mental breakdowns, get pregnant at 16, and make millions of dollars at the same time! Something to look forward to!