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Cher assaulted by drooling fan

by Wendy on July 10th, 2008

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I’m sorry. I don’t care for Cher’s music, but I dare you, no, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to not love her in “Moonstruck”. Seriously, one of the best date movies ever. Trust me when I say that if you watch this with your sweetie, you are going to get lucky.

Anyway, Cher got herself assaulted at some nightclub by a drooling fanboy. Well, fan MAN, I should say. Apparently, Cher was in the little VIP roped off section and the goober reached over and grabbed her waist. He got kicked out, but somehow made it back in and started bugging her again. Of course the police were called and now he’s facing assault charges.

Personally, I wouldn’t be so quick to get on Cher’s bad side. She looks like she could visit some bad mamba jamba upon anyone who got in her way. Seriously, check it out:

On a side note, how many buckets of bleach did they have to take to that flightdeck after Cher was sliding her naked booty all over the place? That’s why our national defense budget is so high, people. Call Matt Drudge! I’ve found the answer!

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