Prince Charles has “accidentally” hired Dita Von Teese for son’s birthday party
July 30, 2008 by Wendy Boswell
LOL! Oh, I LOVE this story.
Okay. So Prince Charles attended the VERY ritzy Cartier International event this weekend, and ran into one Dita Von Teese, who is a retro burlesque artist. Gorgeous. Used to be married to Marilyn Manson, oddly enough. Anyway, Prince Charles was VERY taken with the buxom beauty, and asked her what she did for a living. She replied “dancer”, which yeah, she dances. Dances naked in a giant martini glass! Anyway, Prince C. probably thought this meant dancing the tango or something and booked her for son Harry’s 24th birthday party. When he finally figured out what Dita actually does for a living, he almost passed out, but to his credit he didn’t cancel. Happy Birthday Harry! Daddy bought you some boobies!
