Tom Cruise is getting sued!
O noes! My Tommy Boy has done gone and got himself sued, courtesy of his crazy cult religion.
Apparently, some guy who was in Scientology and then came to his senses got out. After he got out, he started getting harassing calls at home, including one to his wife who said that he was a homosexual. Do you think that was Tom accidentally drunk-dialing there? Huh.
Anyway, Lawsuit Guy is naming Tom Cruise as part of the suit since he’s a bigwig in the Thetan Underworld. I doubt that this will go anywhere; Tom will just send over some persuasion to the guy’s house and it’ll all be over. And by persuasion, I mean Katie will go over there and use her superior Dawson’s Creek acting skills to get the guy to lay off. Here’s what I’m talking about:
Yep. Lawsuit Guy is in BIG TROUBLE.
Tags: scientology, tom-cruise
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