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Michael Lohan just needs to stop already

by Wendy on August 7th, 2008

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Michael Lohan, who is up for Father of the Year for like the fifteenth time in a row, is now spouting off about how he wouldn’t attend daughter Lindsay’s wedding if indeed she married her galpal Samantha Ronson (for those of you who aren’t up to speed on this, basically Lindsay and Sam are friends, they hang out all the time, kiss a little, there’s speculation that they might get married, end of story, you’re all set.). Here’s what Michael “Superdad” Lohan had to say:

“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”

Um, hello? I think she wouldn’t ask you because you’ve pretty much SCREWED UP HER ENTIRE LIFE and you’re a horrible, horrible person. You know, a little thing like that. Has nothing to do with your “Christian faith.” Go back to writing crazy rambling letters in prison, you were much more interesting.

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3 opinions for Michael Lohan just needs to stop already

  • Fave
    Aug 7, 2008 at 18:54

    Dina gets to walk Lindsay down the aisle!! She’s really screwed up Lindsay’s life royally and she has dibs on the so called “honor” of walking Lindsay down the aisle. Then Ali who wants to be in a movie called “Trolls” can be troll of honor!!!

  • cari
    Aug 7, 2008 at 23:34

    Don’t you just LOVE Anderson Cooper! He’s not afraid to point out craaazzzeeee when he sees it. Calling Dina and Ali out was priceless. WISH that family would just GO AWAY….get back in the trailer you rode in on and GO AWAY.

  • Fave
    Aug 8, 2008 at 15:41

    You’re so right Cari!!! lol Dina is probably calling Anderson’s mom, Gloria Vanderbilt to complain about her son’s manners!!! lol

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