Britney Spears is busy writing songs, yall!
August 13, 2008 by Wendy Boswell
Guess what happens when you lose your kids to your trashy ex-husband and have loads of extra time on your hands, you know, in between going to rehab, begging money from your dad, and getting your daily Frapp and Cheeto fix? Well, if you’re Britney Spears (and seriously who else COULD you be with all that mess) you write new songs. Every night. At your piano.
Uh huh. Yep. In an interview with Brit Brit today with OK! magazine, she tells us that she’s writing a new album with a more “urban” feel, and writes every day at the piano. Music, yall! IT’S MAGIC. However, first of all, girl doesn’t know how to play the piano, and second of all, if she’s writing ANYTHING, it’s probably just “Britney Loves Justin 4EVR!” over and over on a giant piece of cardboard. Silly rabbit!
Britney Spears she doesn`t know what to do.One thing is that we do know what else should we do.
Britney Spears was wrong again.Britney Spears after she was right on it,alright.Sorry about it.
She does know how to write songs do.