Here’s a foolproof plan to keep Madonna’s marriage intact: adopt again!

So say you’ve got a marriage that is obviously going through some tough times. Instead of perhaps going to a counselor, or just ignoring each other until you magically fall in love again (it might work, you never know), you do what Madonna is doing and adopt another kid!

Yep, the aging Material Girl is set to adopt yet another kiddo from Malawi, this time a little girl named Mercy. The Malawian adoption process is notoriously poky, so who knows when this cutie will be joining their family. Hopefully before their marriage goes completely down the toilet, right? That would kind of spoil the whole point of the plan.