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Chris Kattan splits with wife after only eight weeks

by Wendy on August 19th, 2008

I waited longer than eight weeks just to get into my dentist - and these two are splitting up?

Yep, it’s official. Chris Kattan - who married model Sunshine Tutt just eight weeks ago - has decided that marriage (at least to a woman…..cause isn’t he, um, you know, gay?) is just not for him. After eight weeks, you barely have unwrapped all your wedding presents! How do they know that marriage isn’t working after just EIGHT weeks? Ridiculous. Oh, well - you know we’re going to hear the usual “we’re still friends, we support each other” hooey from their publicists any minute now, along with “it just didn’t work out”.

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