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Roseanne strikes again!

by Wendy on August 19th, 2008

I told you yesterday about Roseanne going crazy on Brad and Angelina, well, her reign of insanity is just getting started. Here’s what she had to say today:

all celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my “attack” on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean, pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan though…I liked angelina til i heard her say she likes insane mccain for potus. By the way, I think elizabeth hasselberg is a f’r s’re closet case that wants to get whipped by sherri shepherd in a black corset while old babs slaps a riding crop on both of their exposed butt-oxes. love, crackpot granny!

- source

She also had this to say:

i do not know brangelina and do not mean to personally impugn them as they might be good people in the flesh, but the media’s images of them are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media’s representation of what is good or cool, because those who inhabit the media world of glamour and entertainment and fashion and gossip are horrid people who have no talent of any kind, and yet think of themselves as tastemakers. taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz, and perez!

Classy! Oh, well, I can’t help but love Roseanne; she pretty much has a blank check with me after giving me so many hours of laughter with the Roseanne show.

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