Jerry Seinfeld is the new face of Microsoft

So Jerry Seinfeld, who I’m sorry, IS JUST NOT THAT FUNNY, is now the new spokesperson for Microsoft, doing some major damage control for the crapfest commonly known as Windows Vista.

Jerry’s going to be getting a whopping $10 million dollars for this sweet little gig, in which he’ll be appearing with Microsoft CEO Bill Gates in a series of ads. The ads will be focused on the catchphrase “Windows not Walls” in order to demonstrate that yes, Vista sucks, but look at this here pretty spreadsheet you can make! Sqweee!!

In all seriousness, I love my PC, but I can’t even tell you how much Vista sucks. It’s like the Paris Hilton of computing.