Carrie Underwood to Jessica Simpson: “You’re fat!”

MeeYOW! Catfight alert! Get some popcorn!

In a recent interview with Jessica Simpson, she mentioned how much she just LURVES her new boyfriend Tony Romo (Carrie’s ex) and how she told him that he was “the love of my life” (for the next couple weeks, anyway). She also said that she knows that Carrie Underwood said that she gets phone calls from Tony – but that she also – get this – checks his phone logs to see who he calls and gets calls from. Uh, hello? Does this give anyone else a Fatal Attraction vibe? Hide the rabbit!

Anyway, this is what Carrie had to say:

“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate,” a pal of the “Before He Cheats” singer tells OK!. “She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”

– source

LOL! Okay, let’s just get it over with: put these two in a couple of bikinis and a wrestling ring filled with mud. It’s inevitable anyway.