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Excerpts from Lynne Spears’ tell-all parenting book

by Wendy on September 4th, 2008

For some reason known only to….leprechauns? bananas? twisty ties? SOMEBODY gave Lynne Spears, mother of not one but two trainwrecks, money to write a parenting book. Here are a few scrunchy tidbits that you should like, totally take to heart because SHE’S SO WISE. Or something.

Drugs and Sex and Alcohol!
TROUBLED BRITNEY SPEARS began boozing aged 13, lost her virginity at 14, then started taking drugs at 15, according to a shocking tell-all book by her mum.
Wild child Britney allegedly first hit the bottle after joining Disney’s squeaky-clean Mickey Mouse Club.
Mum LYNNE claims 14-year-old Britney then had sex with an 18-year-old high school footballer soon after she quit the TV show.
And she had her first taste of drugs at 15 when she went to Los Angeles to record her debut album Baby One More Time.
More Sex!
Lynne, 53, tells how she regrets handing over control of Britney’s career to managers and allowing her daughter to be promoted as a sex object in raunchy videos at such a young age.
Passing the Buck!
She believes Britney’s wild behaviour as a teenage star is the root of her current problems.
More sex!
As Britney later pursued her pop career, Lynne let her 16-year-old daughter sleep with teen sweetheart JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, despite claiming she was a virgin.
A source said: “Lynne thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her.”
More drugs!
Lynne’s book reportedly tells of her horror when Britney, still just 16, was caught with cocaine and cannabis on a private jet.

Yeah, GREAT parenting there, Lynne. Super duper. You just keep telling yourself that whoring out your daughter was a good thing, and everything will be jussssst peachy.

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