Criminal investigation of Jamie Lynn Spears’ breastfeeding pics

Wow. Okay, here’s the deal. Casey Aldridge, the idiotic boyfriend of baby mama Jamie Lynn Spears, actually took a video card of pics – including one of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding their kid with her boob hanging out – to WalMart to make extra copies. And OF COURSE, the slack-jawed yokels in the photography studio decided that it would be a good idea to copy and sell those pics on the Internets!

Only problem is this:

Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the pics — or buying them — could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting child pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor’s breast — even if not taken for sexual purposes — could land the seller and the buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property.

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Did Casey and Jamie Lynn not realize that there are these newfangled things called printers that….wait for it….they could have made the copies at home without going to the Walmarts! Holy Technological Advances, Batman! So close, and yet SO FAR, Spears Family.