Jean-Claude Van Damme is a creepy, creepy man

He’s a has-been action star, but that doesn’t stop Jean-Claude Van Damme from testing out his mojo on any female that has the unfortunate job of interviewing him. Take this new interchange between Jean-Claude and a Newsweek reporter. Oh, and just for the record? Van Damme is MARRIED, 48, and the reporter is all of 22 years old. Gross. The Newsweek reporter’s words are bolded.

I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

OK –

It was like being naked–I would love to be naked in front of you.

More grossness after the jump:

Well, I –
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So you ‘ ve no regrets at all?
Believe me–I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?

I ‘ m 22.
Oh, f—. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I don ‘ t know. When is it?
I don’t know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Uh –
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

– source

LOL! I bet you anything she was trying not to laugh at this goober. Just for fun, here’s a clip in which we see Van Damme busting a move: