Here’s Tom Cruise at the premiere of his new movie “Valkyrie”; basically, it’s about a bunch of Nazis who suddenly realize that Hitler might be nuts and decide he needs to be taken out. It looks pretty goofy to me, if you want to know the truth!

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What the hell happened to Tom’s face? Looks as though he’s fallen prey to the same plastic surgeon that mutilated Meg Ryan and Lara Flynn Boyle. Seriously, Tom…. you are not Pierce Brosnan and you never will be. Back away from the Botox, man!