Chris Brown is taking anger management classes
February 26, 2009 by Wendy Boswell
Singer Chris Brown, currently under investigation for beating the crud out of his girlfriend Rihanna, is taking anger management classes. Nothing like closing the barn door after the cows get out, right?
A source close to the troubled singer stated that “Chris doesn’t actually have to go by law, but he believes it will make him look better to the public, and he wants to try to get in a few classes before his court date on March 5.” NEWSFLASH: At this point, I don’t think a few anger management classes are going to make you look better. But that’s just me.
Rapper 50 Cent also had a few words to say about this whole sad state of affairs: “I thought that was something that you could use for humor, like any other comedian or someone else would utilize current events,” he told MTV News. “After I saw the photographs of Rihanna, that wasn’t funny anymore.” Yeah! Funny thing, domestic violence – it ain’t funny.
Speaking of RiRi, “sources” say that she might benefit from a few anger management classes herself. Seems that when things got heated that night, she tried to give as good as as she got – throwing the keys out of the car, for example. I personally don’t think that she needs anger management, she needs relationship counseling and victim services.
And maybe, some new mom classes? Yep. Rumor has it that’s why Chris went all berserko on her. Who knows – what do you think? WAS she pregnant? IS she pregnant?
Personally I think Chris Martin is taking anger management classes because he thinks it’ll make him look good when he appears before the judge. I hope his career goes done the toilet for this, I really do. 50Cent thinking this situation was humorous even for a second shows what kind of person he is. Rihanna giving this jerk a second chance at this time???? I hope any fans she has don’t get the idea that this is they should handle the situation should they have the misfortune to be the victim of domestic violence. The whole thing is sickening!!
Wendy? Extremely well written piece, you’ve expressed my sentiments exactly in your handling of this story. Kudos!!