Britney Spears and the Case of the Cranky Concert Crotch
March 10, 2009 by Wendy Boswell
Well, we’re due for one, don’t you think? It’s been a while since we had a good ole fashioned Britney Spears crotch sighting. This one is especially interesting because she knows it’s going on….well, shoot. I’m not explaining myself very well. Okay: she was doing her concert thing, and when the song was over, BritBrit didn’t realize her mic was off and said LOUDLY “Mah p*ssy was hanging out!” Uh huh, I AM NOT KIDDING YOU! Here, watch the video:
Oh this is about the best thing I’ve ever seen. I’ve watched it like five times and it gets better each time. You can see what she means by going over here and seeing how her costume is, uh, cutting into her nether parts. Owie. And just for the record, remember when concerts were like CONCERTS and not just a big strip club? Crazy, I know, but don’t you usually go to concerts to hear people sing?
Well, after a hard night of dealing with a MAJOR camel toe, Britney took it poolside. But wait – what is she doing in this picture? Something classy, like knitting a sweater for orphans, baking bread for Grandma, or writing a letter to a soldier? Oh, no. Not our Britney! No.
You can say one thing for Miss Spears: she is consistent.
Sad isn’t it? If caught in it’s infancy cameltoe is treatable but left to it’s own devices will become more prominent and painful. She’s going to have to have special “crotches” made for her costumes!! She should correct the problem now before it’s too late!!! “Oh the humanity”!!! LMBO