Gisele Bundchen is an evil stepmother!

April 2, 2009 by Wendy Boswell  

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Model and new wife of Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen is now officially on my sh*tlist. She has angered me in a way that few celebrities are able to with her comments in a Vanity Fair article about Tom’s ex’s Bridget Moynahan and HER BABY. Hers. Not Gisele’s. Bridget’s. Listen:

He’s my little angel — the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life. I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child — I feel it is, 100 percent.”

Does Bridget need to cut a biyatch? I believe she does. Believe me, if my ex’s new wife – who was a supermodel – was gushing about how much she loved my kid and how much she thought it was hers, and not mine, I would be out for blood. Mother love – IT WILL GET YOU.

So obviously Tom Brady is keeping well out of this, because if he took new wifey aside and told her she was being a moron, you know that Gisele would take away sexytimes so fast his NFL football head would spin. All she has to do to keep him in line is threaten loss of her Victoria’s Secret, and Tom instantly gets back in line. It’s the truth.

Anyway, I know you’re on Team Bridget, just like I am. Gisele has obviously caught Celebrititis, that weird malady that makes vapid famous people just spout off anything that’s in their empty little heads to anyone who will listen. There’s no cure, but they do eventually become so non-relevant that they come up with stuff that’s obviously part of the disease (advanced cases include Demi Moore and Mariah Carey). Maybe we should start a charity drive? Hmm.

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3 Responses to “Gisele Bundchen is an evil stepmother!”
  1. Jacqui says:

    Yes the beatch should get cut.

  2. np says:

    Mother Love? more like Mother Selfishness. I would want someone with so much contact with my kid to love him as her own. That way I don’t worry too much when he’s away at his father’s house. Duh. Bridget and her camp are the morons. They’re just using this to get publicity and pity for Bridget like always. They’s ve used that kid as a pulicity tool since he was in the woumb. Remember her big prego announcement in the post and people? and as soon as the kid was born she had him on the cover of OK mag with caption Life without Daddy. All designed to use the child to make people hate Brady for her. Does she ever think about how all these nasty games will affect the child when he grows up.? NO He will grow up to resent her. You wait and see.

  3. pr says:

    All this so called controversy is created by the media and Bridget’s people ever the parasites for publicity, jumped at the chance to get her in the news. Tom Brady has always been her meal ticket. I’m willing to bet she has something coming down the pipe that needs promoting. You watch my word.
    I guess you would have prefered it if she said “I hate the little bastard cause I didn’t give birth to him.” You and Bridget are strange king of mothers.

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