Amy Winehouse got herself some new boobies!

What happens when you put an emaciated druggie in contact with some serious silicon?

THIS!!

Oh, Amy Winehouse, you sad little fembot you. I love how you’re trying to get all sexy and all with the new boobies, but I just can’t get past the whole staggering around drunk/wasting all your money/crackhead thing. You know. Oh, and remarrying your former husband Blake Civil-Fielding was just the classiest move ever – I guess at least those new boobs will go to good use!