TMI on Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez’s sex life

I bet you’ve just been DYING to know if Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are doing well in the bedroom?

No?

Well, you get to anyway. Apparently, the Yankees star is really mellowing out ever since he started knocking boots with Kate, who, seriously looks like a 12 year old boy but I digress. A “source” states that she likes to talk in horrifyingly graphic detail about his man parts, even to her parents (GROSS), and that’s she with him every second. Huh, I don’t know why she would feel the need to be with him every second….maybe because he’s such a huge man slut? I don’t know, maybe!

Oh, and he also is so much “free-spirited” now that he’s going out with Kate, since she’s freed him from his hangups and cripes, is this an episode of “Dharma and Greg” or what? Sweet buttered Moses. I give them two more weeks or whenever the herpes test comes back from the clinic, whichever comes first.