Porno company offers Carrie Prejean a million dollars for her sex tape

MAN, has Carrie Prejean had a rough year or WHAt?!?!?

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A porno company has posed an offer to Prejean of potentially “millions and millions of dollars” to air her naughty tapes she made with an ex-boyfriend. So far the word from Prejean’s camp is a resounding “NO” but I expect that will change once the legal fees keep mounting up and up. Prejean claims that she was underage (17) at the time the tape and pictures were made, but her ex-boyfriend says otherwise. The porno company is the same one that aired racy tapes/images of Kim Kardashian, Kelli McCarty (former Miss USA) and Shauna Sand, so, you know, EXTRA CLASSY.

I think I would take the money and run, but not before I moved myself to a completely deserted island, changed my name, changed my face, and changed my SSN. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to have your mysterious lady parts splashed all over the place? Ugh!