Snarky Gossip

September 19th, 2008

Jessica Simpson flubs up bigtime on Good Morning America

Jessica Simpson is one of those singers you either really like or really dislike. I’m in the really dislike camp; I think she has absolutely no talent and makes every song she sings sound like she’s trying to pass a gigantic kidney stone or two. Here’s an example of what I mean; listen to her […]

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September 17th, 2008

No! Amy Poehler is leaving Saturday Night Live!

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My favorite actress on SNL is leaving!! Amy Poehler, who is pregnant with her first child, plans to leave after having her baby and she’s not coming back. DAMMIT!!! Here’s what she had to say:
“It’s gonna be really hard — Boyz II Men hard — to say goodbye to yesterday,” she […]

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September 17th, 2008

Sex and the City prequel?

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So I’m a huge fan of Sex and the City, but even I know when to call it when Candace Bushnell, the author of SATC, has jumped the shark BUT GOOD.
Apparently, she is hard at work writing the story of Carrie Bradshaw when she was in high school. Ugh. Gag […]

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September 16th, 2008

Is Miley Cyrus dating a 20 year old?

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Who’s that guy with Miley Cyrus? That’s 20 year old Justin Gaston, a model and aspiring country singer, who’s been spending a LOT of time with 15 year old Miley Cyrus lately. He went to church with the family, and then later that night he hit Disney’s Concert for Hope where […]

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September 16th, 2008

Watch Madonna’s controversial ”Get Stupid” video - McCain as Hitler?

Here’s Madonna’s newest titled “Get Stupid”, in which she puts John McCain in the same category as Hitler. Yes, because the last time I checked, John McCain wants to get all the black, Hispanic, Asian, Christians, AND gay people and put them into concentration camps! And then I just did quick research online and read […]

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September 2nd, 2008

Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson? How is this possible?

This one has got me scratching my head. Mostly because I’ve got sand in there from the beach, but also because seriously, Pam and Michael Jackson? Isn’t she afraid that he’ll lure her kids into his diabolical candy house and make them drink Jesus Juice?
Anyway, Pam and Micheal were spotted having drinks together […]

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August 25th, 2008

Dolly Parton IS NOT DEAD, OKAY?

There was a big rumor going around this weekend - a false, nasty rumor - that beloved country icon Dolly Parton had passed on to the big Dollywood in the sky.
THIS RUMOR IS NOT TRUE.
First of all, Dolly is alive and kicking. Second, she will never die because the world simply would not […]

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August 22nd, 2008

Paula Abdul is being stalked by former boyfriend

Well, she just has fantastic luck with men, doesn’t she? Paula Abdul, who broke up with boyfriend J.T. Torregani a couple months ago, is now experiencing every ex-girlfriend’s worst nightmare: she’s being stalked. Here’s more:
Paul Abdul has told ex J.T. Torregani to stay away- and she’s even threatening to have him served with a […]

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August 20th, 2008

Iranian actress banned from leaving the country to work with Leonardo DiCaprio

An Iranian actress named Golshifteh Farahani has been prohibited from leaving the country to work with hunk Leonardo DiCaprio on a new movie.
The new movie is from director Ridley Scott and is titled “Body of Lies” with Hollywood actors Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe - QUITE the lovely combination, if you ask me! […]

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August 14th, 2008

Ernest Borgnine shares the secret of aging successfully - and it’s not what you might expect

So Ernest Borgnine is like 91 years old, okay? And he’s learned a few things: you can eat dinner at 4 PM, people drive TOO DAMN FAST, and masturbation helps you live longer. Wait, what?

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