So Heidi Montag, who apparently was some skank that played on that Hills show? I don’t know. Anywhodles, she is like totally addicted to plastic surgery, kind of like I’m addicted to Reese’s peanut butter cups, except her addiction costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and has turned her into some kind of walking Barbie zombie beast.
Here’s what she had done this month – all at the same time. Uh, OW. Breast implants increased to DDDs (aka Porn Star Size), a brow lift, a nose job revision, lipo on her stomach and thighs and a butt augmentation. You can see …read more

What happens when you put an emaciated druggie in contact with some serious silicon?
THIS!!

Oh, Amy Winehouse, you sad little fembot you. I love how you’re trying to get all sexy and all with the new boobies, but I just can’t get past the whole staggering around drunk/wasting all your money/crackhead thing. You know. Oh, and remarrying your former husband Blake Civil-Fielding was just the classiest move ever – I guess at least those new boobs will go to good use!

The ongoing saga between mom Candy Spelling and daughter Tori Spelling just keeps going. The latest? Even though Tori invited Candy to her daughter Stella’s first birthday party, Candy bailed at the last minute and decided not to come. Why? Well, because the birthday party was reportedly being filmed for Tori and Dean’s reality show, “Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood”.
But here’s the thing. Different sources are saying that Candy knew ahead of time that the party would be filmed, and that she was reassured, repeatedly, that she would not be on camera whatsoever. So who knows, really…the drama …read more

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Singer Usher had a scary moment this weekend! His wife Tameka had some complications after surgery in Brazil (why in the world was she having surgery in Brazil?) and Usher had to be at her side, cancelling out on a Grammy night performance. The two have two little boys together under two years old, so they’ve definitely got their hands full. Here’s what the family spokesperson had to say:
Foster “is in stable condition after suffering complications from routine surgery in Brazil. Her husband Usher is with her at the hospital.”
– source
Scary, to be sure. Again, …read more

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I’m sorry. I don’t care for Cher’s music, but I dare you, no, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to not love her in “Moonstruck”. Seriously, one of the best date movies ever. Trust me when I say that if you watch this with your sweetie, you are going to get lucky.
Anyway, Cher got herself assaulted at some nightclub by a drooling fanboy. Well, fan MAN, I should say. Apparently, Cher was in the little VIP roped off section and the goober reached over and grabbed her waist. He got …read more

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I’d say that this person got what they deserved. Apparently, an idiot worker at the hospital where Farrah Fawcett was getting treated for cancer actually leaked her medical records to the public – even before she had shared the news with her family. Amazing, right? I would be very tempted to, I don’t know, KICK THIS PERSON’S ASS.

Oh. My. God.
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Any theories, other than she got some badass Botox?

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If you’ve taken a good, long look at Priscilla Presley’s face lately, you’ll certainly have noticed that there’s something a little…..off. Like maybe you had your contact lens in funny, or maybe you got a big speck of wood in your eye, or SOMETHING; because that would really honestly be the ONLY way you could see Priscilla Presley and think she looked okay. Just between you and me….girl is scary looking. And it’s not getting any better since she let herself get suckered into putting Jiffy Lube into her face. …read more

Katie Price is kind of a cosmetic surgery addict, but you’d never know that to look at her.
>>sound of crickets chirping

I am really, REALLY hoping that’s a tattoo. Anyway, HI Snarky Gossip fans! How the hell are you. Hopefully your weekend was full of happiness, unicorns, puppy dogs, and rainbows.
So there’s something up my cat’s butt. I’m thinking it’s a corncob of some type, because honestly? She is a stone cold biyatch. We took her to the vest today and it turns out she has some pretty awesome allergies, but hello? EVERYONE has allergies and it doesn’t turn them into raging wankers. She doesn’t know this yet but she’s getting a big old steroid shot today and hopefully that …read more