Snarky Gossip

February 25th, 2008

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more GOSSIP

So guess what I just did - you are sure to be super jealous. I just cleaned the bathroom, organized my daughter’s room, cleaned MY room, and put away 4 loads of laundry.
I. KICK. ASS.
On to the goss! First, why in the world did Whoopi Goldberg get snubbed at the Oscars?
Four time […]

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February 25th, 2008

Yes, I shall have the morning gossip, thank you

Good morning, Snarkarinos! Hope you all had a good night’s sleep and are ready to be all peppy and shit. Me, I went on a 3 mile walk this morning and I am FEELING IT. Hopefully it will cancel out the six Girl Scout Samoas I had last night while watching the Oscars.
Anyway, on […]

By Wendy -- 1 comment

February 25th, 2008

2008 Oscar Winners!!!!

Good evening all you beautiful Snarky friends! I know you’re probably all still hung over from your Oscar watching, but here’s the complete list of Oscar winners for yalls. Oh, and by the way? Anyone got your Girl Scout cookies yet? Because I’ve eaten SIX SAMOAS and I’m feeling kinda funny. Just so you know. […]

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February 23rd, 2008

Saturday gossip please, thank you

Spiderman would like you all to know that yes, he is carrying some extra weight and yes, he’s not up to snuff, and yes, HE IS AWARE that his physique is not what it used to be.
However, that does not stop him from reading his daily dose of gossip from Auntie Snarkypants. Let’s get […]

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February 19th, 2008

Morning gossip with eggs, even!

But not just ANY old eggs, mind you - chocolate eggs, chocolate CREAM FILLED eggs. Which, if you have not noticed, are ALREADY IN THE STORES. We just got done with Valentines Day candy and now we’re on to Easter candy….how’s a girl supposed to stick to her diet this way, I ask you? Hmph. […]

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February 13th, 2008

Let’s have a little gossip with our morning coffee, shall we?

Good morning, Snarky friends! I just drank an entire large Almond Joy Dutch Brothers; I love going there because the baristas are always so coool and hip and friendly. In fact I almost jumped out of the car and hugged the lady who made my coffee this morning, which would have been both really awesome […]

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February 12th, 2008

The Morning Snarky Dispatch, February 12, 2008

Good morning, kids! How are you this fine day. I’ve got a cat on my legs, one on my shoulder, and one eyeing my lap, so if I start typing weird stuff, you’ll know why. Let’s get straight to the gossip this morning. First, Beyonce somehow got a hold of some shiny green panties for […]

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February 11th, 2008

Amy Winehouse’s reaction to winning a Grammy

She might be drunk, she might be stoned, she might be both, but DANG if Amy Winehouse pretty much didn’t sweep the Grammy awards clean last night. Her reaction to winning a Grammy here is precious - I love how she looks so absolutely shocked, it’s cute. Now if we can only get her […]

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February 11th, 2008

Grammy fashion highs and lows

The only reason I watch award shows, most of the time, is to see the clothes. Sometimes there are some really fantastic outfits, and some other times, YIKES. I found a video that nicely summarizes all the Grammy fashion highs and lows:

I have to disagree with Rihanna being targeted; I really liked her brown dress!
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February 11th, 2008

Grammy night performances

I admit, I did NOT watch the Grammy awards this year, mostly because I recently discovered the L Word, and I have Netflix, and did you know you can watch UNLIMITED stuff on Netflix on your computer? So last night instead of being glued to a few good performances (and a whole lot of embarrassingly […]

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